First vampire bat post, ever.
posted by Vampire Bat at 18:21
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
About Me
- Name: Vampire Bat
- Location: Transylvania & Gotham. But we travel a lot.
Batman and Dracula have known each other for the longest time possible. Dracula is a nocturnal music pig. If concerts were cakes, he'd weigh thousands of pounds; fortunately, they're not and he's therefore pretty lithe... in a dude way. The ouesland pines for the return of this dashing student/artist/promoter/ninja. batman is a jetsetter. he's rocking diplomatic immunity, and could be posting from any continent at any given time. don't expect to be able to plan his next move, as he doesn't even know himself. one thing you can count on, is consistent quality. vampirebat, choice cuts. prime slices. & we're both vegetarian.
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So smart! So witty! So funny! So handsome!
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